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Regular Crack Chapter 28~28th crack pairing: Benson and Starla~
Right outside the house, there was a beautiful tree. Right now, there were a trio of birds chirping happily..well, were..
The tree fell faster than Muscle Man could run, those poor birdies..
But speaking of Muscle Man..
"I wasn't being serious, baby, I swear!"
Starla could go from sweet to hot and sour in a matter of seconds. This was a perfect example.
"Oh really? So how come you wrote your phone number in an email to her!"
He was practically flinching with fear the whole time as she fiercely growl-talked to him. "I just needed a friend to talk to about girl stuff, the stuff I can't talk to you about-"
"WHAT?" She threw the tree at a lightpole. "What kinda stuff? Why can't you talk to ME about it? Or are you just gonna tell a girl that you only know ONLINE how much more you love her than me?" She was starting to tear up.
"Starla, it's not like that, look-"
"If you think some stupid online girl can do better than me, FINE!" She screamed as
Regular Crack Chapter 27~27th crack pairing: Rigby and High Five Ghost~
It was a pleasant sunny afternoon. Instead of cleaning the fountain, Mordecai and Rigby were soaking their feet in it, chatting about random things.
"Dude," Mordecai started. "We're so getting Dumpster Buster 5 when it comes out."
"Ah what? That game's lame!" Rigby argued. "We should get Yo Mama 3!"
"Dude, it's just gonna be the same levels but with newer and lamer yo mama jokes."
"Oh yeah? You think Dumpster Crapster doesn't suck? It's the same idea every game: eat as much trash as you can 'til your heart stops'." He groaned at the pathetic concept. "You can't tell me you'd rather play that game than actually eat garbage."
Mordecai shrugged. "An opinion's an opinion."
Soon, they heard some ghouly noises, the same low noises you hear when you'd think a place was haunted.
"What is that?" Rigby asked, seeming very interested.
"Probably some other weird thing that's gonna try to destroy the park. It's nothing new." Mordecai said, carelessly.
Regular Crack Chapter 26~26th crack pairing: Don and Benson~
Bing bing bing! Bing bing bing!
Don's fancy house phone began ringing, and as always, Don quickly ran to answer it.
"Dextrose Don residence!" He chirped.
"Uh, what?" Mordecai asked.
"You know, Dextrose?" Nothing. "Glucose? It's another word for sugar, get it?"
"Oh yeah, I get it now." Mordecai tried to hold back a laugh. Don could be so nerdy sometimes.
"Anyway, Rigby and I need your help, dude."
"With what, Mordo? I'm happy to help!"
"..Well, I think Benson's about to fire us and-"
Mordecai now heard that tone that meant Don had hung up the phone.
"Don? Crap, he hung up."
Rigby shrugged. "Whatever, we don't need him, it's not like he'd be able to help us!"
"Rigbone, Mordo!" He yelled as he ran in the room they were in.
"Don? How'd you get-"
"No worries, guys, I got in the door just fine." He had a frown on his face. "Now where's your boss? I'd like to have a word wit-"
"There you are!" Benson yelled as he came in the room. He was as r
Regular Crack Chapter 25~25th crack pairing: Eileen and Skips~
It was a Saturday afternoon, and Eileen, Margaret and her friend Callie, a thin burgandy-colored swan, were walking into the woods.
Callie dreadfully sighed, looking at her nails. "We skipped the big blowout sale at the mall for this?"
"Don't worry, guys," Eileen assured. "I just have to find a pure maple tree, that way I can get the heart-shaped maple nut I'm looking for. Then we'll be out of here in a jiffy, I promise."
"But I thought maple trees were hard to find around here?" Margaret asked.
"They are," Callie replied. "The old people were always chopping them down. I told your weirdo friend that ten times before, but she practically ignored me!"
"I didn't, I just had hope that there'd be atleast one maple tree in these parts." Eileen shyly said. "How else am I gonna get that maple nut for my recipe?"
"Maple nuts don't even exist! Just buy syrup at the store like normal people do, that way you won't ruin other peoples' days because you wanna d
Regular Crack Chapter 24~24th crack pairing: Pops and Margaret~
It was Monday morning, and Pops sat on the steps in front of the house, dreadfully sighing and looking down at his feet.
Pops looked up to see Mordecai and Rigby, waving to him.
"Oh, hello boys."
Mordecai instantly suspected Pops' sad face. "How come you look so sad?"
"Yeah," Rigby added. "You're usually all happy and jolly!"
"Well," Pops started. "Today is 'Bring your child to work' day."
"Really?" Mordecai asked. "I thought they took that holiday away a long time ago."
"Wait, isn't that the holiday that kids in school do, when they tell the teacher they're at their parent's job, but instead they're chillaxing at home?"
"What, like you did all through junior high?" Mordecai said to his friend.
"Yeauh, you know I did! I wouldn't have beaten all those video games if I had actually went to my parents' jobs."
"But Rigby," Pops intervened. "Why would you want to miss out on a superb oppurtunity to help your parental guardian at work? It's
Regular Crack Chapter 23~23rd crack pairing: Benson and Mr. Maellard~
Benson and Skips sat across from Mr. Maellard's desk, sitting in upright, professional positions while the old lollipop man browsed through the park records, reports and bank statements. As always, his face showed no emotion.
Skips randomly cleared his throat. Finally, Benson decided to speak up.
"Are those all the papers you needed, Mr. Maellard, sir?"
He finally looked up. "Yes, yes, I have everything I need." He looked back down at his papers.
Benson and Skips glanced at each other. Maellard was rarely in a 'content' mood. He's usually nasty and overbearing while he complained about everything, but this time....he was quite pleasant.
It scared the two workers. Plus, the old fool had been staring at those papers mindlessly for thirty minutes when it usually only takes him about fifteen at the most.
"I-Is something wrong, sir-"
"No, there's nothing wrong, Beanie!" He said as he let down the papers. "Everything's in tip top shape!"
Regular Crack Chapter 22~22nd crack pairing: Mordecai, Rigby and Doug~
Mordecai and Rigby were walking up the steps that lead to the city prison.
"This is a new low," Rigby angrily said, pouting the whole way up. "Community service is lame as it is, but going to a stupid prison to do unpaid labor is way off the scale!"
"Dude, relax. We only gotta do 48 hours, then we never have to come back here again, well, atleast I won't."
Rigby stopped when they were in front of the wide, scary building. He glared at his taller friend.
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"It means if you keep mooning old ladies and scaring them half to death, you'll probably get way worse than a day of prison work."
"Whatever, man, you enjoyed watching them lose their dentures!"
"Not enough to get a prison sentence!"
"HEY DINK WINKS! GET IN HERE!" A tall, older man from inside yelled. The two quit bickering and quickly entered.
They went up to the desk where the man was filling some paperwork out. They saw his nameplate, Sargeant Pepperspray.
Regular Crack Chapter 21~21st crack pairing: Starla and Mordecai~
The Doo Wop Bop Diner wasn't an ordinary place. You could chill out here, come here with your friends, and..you could even go on special dates without paying so much for a fancy dinner and still get quality food.
This is exactly what Starla and Muscle Man planned to do tonight.
Muscle Man waited at his table for her. She was in the bathroom changing into special evening wear.
"Can I get you a drink, sir?" The waiter asked.
"Just two root beers on the rocks." After the waiter left, he opened his menu and focused himself on the menu.
Meanwhile, Starla was finishing up her hair in one of those bathroom stalls that had a sink in them. Instead of her normal pigtails, she wore her hair down. She wore a blue dress that somewhat hugged her body a bit, some white heels, and of course, she wore makeup that brought out her face, enhancing her appearance.
But it still didn't help 100%. When it came to looking good on a date, she always felt self-conscious
IronmanHear me read it
My friends used to call William "Ironman" because the first time we kissed he got a nosebleed and the taste of his blood haunted me for a long time after it. We'd only been twelve years old and apparently the anxiety spiked his blood pressure to the point of combustion... I remember that when we were forced to take sex ed a few years later we were divided into separate classes for boys and girls, in case a diagram of an ovary was too risqué and we became animalistic and started clawing at each other in our seats, but nonetheless when our teacher Ms Jacobs had explained to us what an erection was in my mind all I could picture was the blood rushing to his nose and then the slash of cranberry across my blouse.
With the idea planted in his mind it didn't take long for William's hands to start wandering, but the image persisted. Every time I thought about just letting it happen I wondered what would happen if he got too excite
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