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Regular Crack Chapter 26~26th crack pairing: Don and Benson~
Bing bing bing! Bing bing bing!
Don's fancy house phone began ringing, and as always, Don quickly ran to answer it.
"Dextrose Don residence!" He chirped.
"Uh, what?" Mordecai asked.
"You know, Dextrose?" Nothing. "Glucose? It's another word for sugar, get it?"
"Oh yeah, I get it now." Mordecai tried to hold back a laugh. Don could be so nerdy sometimes.
"Anyway, Rigby and I need your help, dude."
"With what, Mordo? I'm happy to help!"
"..Well, I think Benson's about to fire us and-"
Mordecai now heard that tone that meant Don had hung up the phone.
"Don? Crap, he hung up."
Rigby shrugged. "Whatever, we don't need him, it's not like he'd be able to help us!"
"Rigbone, Mordo!" He yelled as he ran in the room they were in.
"Don? How'd you get-"
"No worries, guys, I got in the door just fine." He had a frown on his face. "Now where's your boss? I'd like to have a word wit-"
"There you are!" Benson yelled as he came in the room. He was as r
Regular Crack Chapter 25~25th crack pairing: Eileen and Skips~
It was a Saturday afternoon, and Eileen, Margaret and her friend Callie, a thin burgandy-colored swan, were walking into the woods.
Callie dreadfully sighed, looking at her nails. "We skipped the big blowout sale at the mall for this?"
"Don't worry, guys," Eileen assured. "I just have to find a pure maple tree, that way I can get the heart-shaped maple nut I'm looking for. Then we'll be out of here in a jiffy, I promise."
"But I thought maple trees were hard to find around here?" Margaret asked.
"They are," Callie replied. "The old people were always chopping them down. I told your weirdo friend that ten times before, but she practically ignored me!"
"I didn't, I just had hope that there'd be atleast one maple tree in these parts." Eileen shyly said. "How else am I gonna get that maple nut for my recipe?"
"Maple nuts don't even exist! Just buy syrup at the store like normal people do, that way you won't ruin other peoples' days because you wanna d
Regular Crack Chapter 24~24th crack pairing: Pops and Margaret~
It was Monday morning, and Pops sat on the steps in front of the house, dreadfully sighing and looking down at his feet.
Pops looked up to see Mordecai and Rigby, waving to him.
"Oh, hello boys."
Mordecai instantly suspected Pops' sad face. "How come you look so sad?"
"Yeah," Rigby added. "You're usually all happy and jolly!"
"Well," Pops started. "Today is 'Bring your child to work' day."
"Really?" Mordecai asked. "I thought they took that holiday away a long time ago."
"Wait, isn't that the holiday that kids in school do, when they tell the teacher they're at their parent's job, but instead they're chillaxing at home?"
"What, like you did all through junior high?" Mordecai said to his friend.
"Yeauh, you know I did! I wouldn't have beaten all those video games if I had actually went to my parents' jobs."
"But Rigby," Pops intervened. "Why would you want to miss out on a superb oppurtunity to help your parental guardian at work? It's
Regular Crack Chapter 23~23rd crack pairing: Benson and Mr. Maellard~
Benson and Skips sat across from Mr. Maellard's desk, sitting in upright, professional positions while the old lollipop man browsed through the park records, reports and bank statements. As always, his face showed no emotion.
Skips randomly cleared his throat. Finally, Benson decided to speak up.
"Are those all the papers you needed, Mr. Maellard, sir?"
He finally looked up. "Yes, yes, I have everything I need." He looked back down at his papers.
Benson and Skips glanced at each other. Maellard was rarely in a 'content' mood. He's usually nasty and overbearing while he complained about everything, but this time....he was quite pleasant.
It scared the two workers. Plus, the old fool had been staring at those papers mindlessly for thirty minutes when it usually only takes him about fifteen at the most.
"I-Is something wrong, sir-"
"No, there's nothing wrong, Beanie!" He said as he let down the papers. "Everything's in tip top shape!"
Regular Crack Chapter 22~22nd crack pairing: Mordecai, Rigby and Doug~
Mordecai and Rigby were walking up the steps that lead to the city prison.
"This is a new low," Rigby angrily said, pouting the whole way up. "Community service is lame as it is, but going to a stupid prison to do unpaid labor is way off the scale!"
"Dude, relax. We only gotta do 48 hours, then we never have to come back here again, well, atleast I won't."
Rigby stopped when they were in front of the wide, scary building. He glared at his taller friend.
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"It means if you keep mooning old ladies and scaring them half to death, you'll probably get way worse than a day of prison work."
"Whatever, man, you enjoyed watching them lose their dentures!"
"Not enough to get a prison sentence!"
"HEY DINK WINKS! GET IN HERE!" A tall, older man from inside yelled. The two quit bickering and quickly entered.
They went up to the desk where the man was filling some paperwork out. They saw his nameplate, Sargeant Pepperspray.
a dangerous hallucinationThe light coming through the window was bright,
much too bright.
Even though my eyes were closed
I could see it-
The skin of my arms prickled,
sweat dripped from my brow.
It was two in the afternoon but…
the sun was setting
through the window facing east.
I should have seen the hutch,
shelves lined with bone china
decorated with delicate leaves and vines.
I was so thirsty
and reaching for cups that should have been there.
Instead I found a billboard of butterflies,
the colors raging
more than any rainbow
I'd ever seen.
Their wings fluttered and flashed
yet somehow they moved in slow motion.
I wanted to stand,
wanted to reach out and touch them but…
I couldn't move,
and yet I laughed
ignoring my dry mouth
and the tingling in my feet.
There was a tempest
on the rise
and in my blood.
A sugar rush disguised
as a riot of butterflies
and they were swarming me.
There was a small vial
of insulin in my pocket
that I nev
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