Why Didn't Ya Say So Before Midnight?This is my first try at a Three Stooges fanfic, and one centering around Moe and Larry, so hopefully it's enjoyable! Have a happy new year, guys and gals!
It was already 7 'o'clock on New Year's Eve, and the boys: Moe, Larry, Shemp and Curly sat around the TV, watching musical guests perform. Curly bobbed his head to the popular music of the past year and did his trademark dance on the floor. The other three simply watched him.
"Looks like a dog that lost its tail." Larry randomly inquired.
"He's a dog alright.." Moe said about his ladykiller kid brother, than poured his cup of soda all over Curly, causing him to 'NYAH-AH-AH!' and jump up angrily into Moe's face.
"What's the idea? You ruined my favorite shirt!"
Moe proceeded to bop him in the head with his soda glass, breaking it and causing Curly to moan in pain while holding his head.
"Well you just broke my favorite glass, ya featherhead! Now you're gettin' me a new one!"
"Hey, pipe down, fellas!" Shemp said to them. "
When the Ball Drops This is somewhat of a sequel to last New Year's story, 'No Regrets'. Enjoy
It was around 5 'o' clock on New Year's Eve, and Mordecai and Benson were walking down an avenue, both wearing matching "I love NY...and my boyfriend!" sweaters. Not just any avenue, but 5th Avenue in New York! With the help of websites that sold cheap plane tickets and cheap hotel rates, these two lovebirds could spend New Year's Eve on Times Square watching the ball drop and stay in a room for a few nights before coming home.
Speaking of which, one of the 'lovebirds' tried to grab the other's hand to hold, but the other angry bird objected.
"Hey, c'mon, not now," Benson said with a face as red as fire. Even though his sweater made their relationship obvious, he still felt self-conscious about it all.
"Why not?" Mordecai asked. "You don't care what these people think, do you? You'll never see them again."
"That's not the point, Mordecai! They'll still look at us like w
Regular Crack Chapter 36 Yay! I finally got something up! I've had family issues and school, but it's Thanksgiving break for me and I finally got one of these requests up for you guys. I may not be as active, but I'll never retire from writing these, I love them!
Enjoy, and have a happy Thanksgiving! <3
~36th crack pairing: Benson and Audrey~
Just like every Monday morning(and any morning he had to get up for work), Benson mentally groaned as the alarm clock fiercely beeped its digital head off. The middle-aged gumball man slowly got up from bed and turned the darned thing off, taking a glance at it.
6:05 a.m., and those slackers get to sleep until atleast 10 now. I miss the old days..
Normally, those two would have to get up just as early, but now that summer was over and all the kids were back in school, there weren't as many park visitors, which meant that there wasn't as much work to be done. That was one
Pink Cannons~BEGINNING CREDITS~
As usual, Frylock worked on his computer. It was close to September, so all he could see on his webpage were stories like 'Kids going back to school are faced with unwanted pregnancies', 'Scary Butt-monster keeping schoolchildren from going to sleep', 'New Jersey schools plan on replacing milk with 'veggie celery extract'',
And the list goes on..
Meatwad soon got bored of playing in his room, so he decided to sneak into Frylock's room. When he saw all of those weird words on the computer screen, he couldn't help but roll up to his father figure, choc-full of nosiness.
"What's all that mean?"
"Huh?" Frylock looked down to see the meatball there, then looked back at the screen. "Oh, it's..nothing really..I'm just doin' some more work."
Meatwad looked at the screen and saw a red schoolhouse with rainbow-colored children surrounding it, making him excited. "Ooh, look Frylock! That's a school!"
"Yeah, it sure is.."
"I love school!"
Frylock smiled a bit. "Well, glad to se
Rocking ChairA/N: Most of the names have been changed to fit the time period, but they're all still the same lovable guys and gals!
I plan on this having about two more chapters, one of them an epilogue. I was gonna mush it all into one single oneshot, but it'll be less overwhelming this way. Plus, it'll give you all something to look forward to. Anyway, enjoy this 1st chappie
Note this fact: No matter who they are, everyone goes through tough times, it don't matter what year you're in, or whether you're sleeping in a cave or a space shuttle.
Nowadays, we have all kinds of technology to let us know if we're in trouble, financially, emotionally and mentally, but for those critters making their way into the 'thriving' 30s? All they really had were their good ol' fashioned five senses, and as you'll see, it won't be near enough....
Our story begins at the park, then formally called "Tranquility by Maellard and Kin". Aside from the local movie palace in the area, it was the most popular attractio
Regular Crack Chapter 35~35th crack pairing: Death and Eileen~
It was midday, and like most immortal beings, Death was at his underground workplace, waiting to take more souls. He sat at a chair and watched an enormous monitor, showing all of the people on Earth. This job was harder than it looked.
One thing's for sure..Death wasn't the only one that could collect souls. There were many beings and whatnot throughout the Earth that had the ability to collect souls, like angels, demons, and others.
Of course, Death was far above most of these amateurs, but it was still a tough business, regardless. His boss recently informed him that he shall try to only collect pure souls, or souls of those that are innocent in one way or another. Why?
"Those souls are worth more dough, Deathy boy," Death's boss, Cremilin Satany, informed his trusted employee.
"It don't make an ounce of sense!" Death replied back. "There's barely any pure souls left on this putrid planet. Let 'em angels have those, I'll collect twice the amoun
Regular Show Meets Drama: Episode 5 Part 1(Everyone is in the dining hall eating at their own seperate team tables. Suddenly, Chef comes out with a big box and drops bread rolls and other carb-based foods onto everyones's trays.)
Gwen: (picks up a bread roll) What's with all the carb foods?
Chef: In the words of Chris..(pulls out a paper and reads it) 'You dudes better eat as many of these as you can. You're gonna need the energy.'
Margaret: Energy for what?
Chef: (angrily gets in her face) Quit askin' questions, girly! Need to know basis ONLY! (mumbles angrily as he takes the box and walks off)
Duncan: (notices Margaret is a bit freaked out and wraps his arm around her) He's like that with everyone, don't sweat it.
Margaret: Oh, okay. (blushes and smiles at him)
Duncan: (smiles too, then pulls her close and starts to kiss her)
Gwen: (secretly glares in Margaret's direction, takes a bite of a roll and starts to choke)
Cody: (notices quickly and runs to her) Don't worry, Gwen, I got ya! (gives her the heimlich maneuver, and she
Regular Crack Chapter 34A.N.: I'm back! I plan to write more of these once my classes end soon. Nothing's set in stone, but I'll do my best. I didn't really abandon any of my stories, it's just my adult life getting in the way and not letting me write like I used to (If you're a kid wishing you could grow up, word of advice: enjoy your youth. Growing up sucks, period. :/ )
Anywho, I'm gonna tape my mouth up now and let you enjoy this chappie! Dedicated to Mordecai and Pops fans everywhere
~34th crack pairing: Mordecai and Pops~
Just like she'd said she would at the coffee shop, Margaret and a few friends were indeed hanging out at the park on a nice sunny Wednesday. The weather was so perfect, you could ask your crush out in the most romantic way possible.
That's exactly what Mordecai planned to do, playing words out in his head as he took his rake off to where his dream girl would be. The butterflies in his stomach fluttered stronger and stronger with every step he took, but he was gonna do it this time,
Our Forbidden SecretWelcome to the park...more specifically, welcome to the park as it was in 1961..
The park and the city around it were the same as they are today pretty much. Well, except that the trees and the air were cleaner, everything was more primitive and liberalized, and no one liked to shower often.
Oh wait, that's just big ol' Mitch, commonly known as Muscle Man....
He and his buddy High Five Ghost were hanging by an oak tree near the snack bar with those two wussies, Mordecai and Rigby. It was Friday, which meant the four would meet by that tree and they'd each share their news to see who had the most interesting life at the moment.
Most weeks, Muscle Man would somehow win when he'd talk about how he scored with Starla, and unfortunately get into detail sometimes, TOO much juicy details. But hey, nothing's better than scoring with a chick, right?
Maybe things would be different this Friday..
Muscle Man cleared his throat and rubbed his nose on his shirt. "Alright girls, I'll go first."