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Regular Show Meets Drama: Episode 3 Part 2(Back on Team Gold, everyone has full bellies after a fried fish dinner. Now they sit around, pondering what to do next.)
Duncan: (carving his log, looks up at the sky and sees the sun has recently set) I kinda wish I was tired right now.
Cody: I know what would be fun, guys! How bout a game of Spin the Bottle? Huh? Huh? It's a classic, y'know?
Muscle Man: No way! This isn't kindergarten. I think we should play tag, but commando style.
Gwen: No way. I'm scarred for life as it is.
Duncan: Naked tag? That's a new one. (glances towards Margaret and Eileen) I doubt the ladies would wanna get their feet dirty though.
Muscle Man: You guys are lame. We'll just do some cool stuff without you guys. Let's go, Fives.
Cody: Oh! Can I come, too?
Muscle Man: (grins at Fives) Yeah, bro, you can..come along! (he chuckles as they walk off)
Cody: (confessional, rubs the back of his neck) I-I kinda wanted to stay back with Gwen but...ever since her and Duncan have been going out, I-I guess you could say
Regular Show Meets Drama: Episode 3 Part 1(It's a new morning on the ship. Everyone has gotten up and has had breakfast. Now they're all roaming around the ship checking it out, waiting to arrive to their next destination. Meanwhile, an intern made to look like a zombie is sneaking behind a pole in an old library, near where Margaret and Eileen are chatting and looking at old books.)
Margaret: (picks up a book and instantly drops it) Ew, I felt something slimy on that one.
Eileen: Oh look! (shows Margaret something in a book) This book has a list of haunted ships. Maybe we can find the one we're on in here.
(The intern sneaks up behind them.)
Margaret: I don't know. I haven't seen what's so haunted about this ship yet.
(Intern is about to scare them when he violently sneezes. They turn around.)
Eileen: (gasps and hides behind Margaret)
Margaret: Bless you. (Intern runs away, humiliated.) (to Eileen) This is the weirdest library ever.
Eileen: I know, right? But his makeup is nice. (They walk out of the library) I wonder if it's
Regular Show Meets Drama: Episode 2 Part 2(It's morning. The guys are sleeping in their bunk beds. A minute later, the boat hits something and it causes a rumble, causing most to wake up.)
Rigby: (snoring, then falls off the bed from the rumble) Oof! (rubs head) Ahhh man.
Mordecai: (wakes up and sees Rigby) Hm. Bet you wish you had the "loser" bunk now, huh?
Rigby: No way! Haven't you heard the saying, "Real men fall, boys stay put"?
All except Rigby: No.
Chris: (over loudspeaker) Sorry about the rumbly wake-up call, mateys. Chef is still learning how to drive this huge thing. Just in case, I hope you guys all know how to swim....in -10 degree waters!
(In girls cabin, the girls are already awake)
Katie: Oh my gosh, Sadie, did you feel that?
Sadie: Oh my gosh, Katie, I so did!
Eva: Shut up! (makes bed and heads to the door) I'm first to use the restroom (closes door)
Margaret: (confessional) So umm....I'm having a totally cool time here. But, that one girl is kinda scaring me a bit.
Gwen: (confessional) Okay, so, it's not as ba
Regular Show Meets Drama: Episode 2 Part 1(It's been an hour since the ship sailed off, heading to its first destination. Meanwhile, Chris shows everyone around the ship. It's a couple stories high, so there is much to see. Chris has led them up to the very top room, where a set of bleachers are set up.)
Chris: This is where the eliminations will take place. Your team will go into the confessional and vote someone from your team off. Afterwards, your team will sit on these dusty bleachers. When your name's called, you recieve a good sized candy pirate and you're safe.
Mordecai: (points to a door) What's the door for?
Chris: Glad you asked. Why don't you all take a peek? (some peak out) If you do not recieve a candy pirate, you will jump off the plank of shame and land in the sea of mystery, where you will hopefully not get eaten by anything that's in there.
Margaret: Umm, it seems pretty high.
Chris: Sure is! It's about....oh, I dunno..a 40 foot drop or so? (some gasp)
Pops: Oh my! Will there be lovely dolphins in the sea who
Regular Show Meets Drama: Episode 1 Part 2Chris: Welcome back to Total Drama......MASHUP! Yep, that'll work!
Chris: Now that the old cast has arrived, the new castmates are on their way now. (looks out in the distance) I see some suckers coming now!
(Boats arrives. It drops off Muscle Man and High Five Ghost)
Muscle Man: (takes his shirt off) WOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I'm ready for the cruuise, baby! (he and HFG run down the dock woooing)
Chris: Muscle Man, High Five Ghost, welcome, dudes!
(They high five Chris.)
Muscle Man: I hope there's tons of chicks and dip on that cruise ship, bro! I'm totally psyched with a capital S! (they both look around) Where is it anyway?
Chris: There is none. But there's an old haunted ship down that way. (camera shows the old ship, with some wood breaking off)
Muscle Man: Ahh what? That's a lame boat, bro. We're leavin' this popsicle stick.
Chris: Sure, but you'll have to catch your boat. (boat has disappeared into the distance) You could always swim back. (sharks come up out of water and snatc
Regular Show Meets Drama: Episode 1 Part 1(Chris is standing on a dock. The ship they will all be traveling in is on the other side of the dock. Chef waits inside that ship, waiting to drive it to their first destination. Individual boats will be taking the 16 contestants to the dock(like the way it was done in TDI).)
Chris: Hello everyone! Welcome to Total Drama......agh! Still can't think of a name. But whatevs, what matters is this show's happenin'! Now, the original 7 Total Drama peeps'll be here any minute. Some will be traveling together, some not. Then, after those guys arrive, the 9 new suckers are gonna arrive and realize they're not in paradise anymore.(laughs) It'll be GREAT! (looks out in the distance) There's a boat arriving now!
(Boat arrives. Cody jumps off and walks down the dock.)
Cody: Chris! What's up? (slaps Chris's hand)
Chris: Not much, bro. Can't wait to see your face when your lover girl arrives.
Cody: (gets a petrified face) No nononononononoNOOOO! Please! Don't bring her back! I have a RESTRAINING ORD
Regular Show Meets Drama: Prologue(Chris Mclean sits in a camera room with Chef beside him. Chris faces the camera.)
Chris: Hello, Regular Show fans and Total Drama fans! I'm your amazingly super hot host, Chris Mclean!
Chef: (reads a magazine) Huh? (looks up and sees camera) Whatchu lookin at! (reads magazine again)
Chris: And....that's Chef! You may all know us from series' such as Total Drama Island, Total Drama Action, and Total Drama World Tour!
Chef: Cut to the chase man, I'm gettin bored!
Chris: Okay, okay! So, you all love the drama, the contestants, the drama! We at Total Drama Inc. noticed that Regular Show, which airs on CN in the U.S., is getting these following advantages: the ratings, the fans, and many more!
Chef: Show's so popular, it got nominated for an Emmy!
Chris: I know! What's up with that? Sure, my show's gotten some measly awards, but seriously, an Emmy? (rubs his forehead with irritation) So, here's what I did. I sent contracts to everyone that stars in the series. Wanna know a twist? They don'
Regular Crack Chapter 30 ~30th crack pairing: Pops and Eileen~
"Papa, why must I go to the doctor today?" Pops asked his father next to him in their limousine. "I feel oh-so splendid, I don't feel sick at all."
"How many times do I gotta tell you, boy?" Maellard irritably replied, taking the pipe out of his mouth to drink a glass of wine. "You're going to the doctor for a checkup, and I don't wanna hear any whining about it-"
"But papa!" Pops cried, causing the driver to glance back. "I'm terribly scared of the doctor! What if they peep inside my head and maple-jam up my wonderful sense of imagination and joy!"
Maellard simply stared blankly at his son. Pops' 'Pops-ish' behavior was nothing new to him. He simply looked forward and sipped more of his wine.
"They're doctors, boy, they know what they're doing, now pipe down!"
Pops looked out the window with the saddest puppy face you'd ever see. His eyes grew two sizes bigger when he noticed the building
Regular Crack Chapter 29~29th crack pairing: Mordecai and Muscle Man~
Both doors were slammed, and Mordecai and Muscle Man angrily walked out of the doors they came from, angrily mumbling to themselves. All of a sudden, they roughly bumped into each other.
"Watch it!" They said simultaneously. They were about to insult each other, but stopped.
"What's wrong with you?" Mordecai asked, still keeping the frown on his face.
"What's wrong with me, bro? What's wrong with you?"
"Bro problems, you?"
"Bro problems, too."
They both angrily groaned. They paused for a moment until Mordecai spoke up.
"Wanna hit the arcade?"
"Nah, I'm starving, let's go to El Paco Taco." They started to leave. "They got all you can eat bean burritos."
Soon, the two sat at the taco bar, eating their problems away.
Well, Muscle Man was, for the most part..
"Hey guy, hurry up!" He told the guy behind the counter. "My stomach's craving more 'ritos!"
While he shoved countless burritos down his throat, Mordecai ate 3 tacos with a sid
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