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Regular Crack Chapter 34A.N.: I'm back! I plan to write more of these once my classes end soon. Nothing's set in stone, but I'll do my best. I didn't really abandon any of my stories, it's just my adult life getting in the way and not letting me write like I used to (If you're a kid wishing you could grow up, word of advice: enjoy your youth. Growing up sucks, period. :/ )
Anywho, I'm gonna tape my mouth up now and let you enjoy this chappie! Dedicated to Mordecai and Pops fans everywhere
~34th crack pairing: Mordecai and Pops~
Just like she'd said she would at the coffee shop, Margaret and a few friends were indeed hanging out at the park on a nice sunny Wednesday. The weather was so perfect, you could ask your crush out in the most romantic way possible.
That's exactly what Mordecai planned to do, playing words out in his head as he took his rake off to where his dream girl would be. The butterflies in his stomach fluttered stronger and stronger with every step he took, but he was gonna do it this time,
Our Forbidden SecretWelcome to the park...more specifically, welcome to the park as it was in 1961..
The park and the city around it were the same as they are today pretty much. Well, except that the trees and the air were cleaner, everything was more primitive and liberalized, and no one liked to shower often.
Oh wait, that's just big ol' Mitch, commonly known as Muscle Man....
He and his buddy High Five Ghost were hanging by an oak tree near the snack bar with those two wussies, Mordecai and Rigby. It was Friday, which meant the four would meet by that tree and they'd each share their news to see who had the most interesting life at the moment.
Most weeks, Muscle Man would somehow win when he'd talk about how he scored with Starla, and unfortunately get into detail sometimes, TOO much juicy details. But hey, nothing's better than scoring with a chick, right?
Maybe things would be different this Friday..
Muscle Man cleared his throat and rubbed his nose on his shirt. "Alright girls, I'll go first."
Regular Crack Chapter 33~33rd crack pairing: Margaret and HFG~
After work one day, Muscle Man and High Five Ghost decided to go eat at Wing Kingdom to celebrate the end of another excruciating work day. They sat at the soda bar.
"You know what tonight is, right bro?" Muscle Man asked, grinning.
"All you can eat wing night!" HFG chirped. "It's the best day of the week."
"Pfft, not just that. It's laaaadies night."
HFG raised an eyebrow. "So?"
"So? Maybe you can finally get yourself some action! And if you get more action than me, you gotta share it with me!"
"Action? You mean, getting girls?"
Muscle Man shrugged and grinned. "Yeah, what'd you think I meant?"
"But...you have Starla-"
"SHH!" Muscle Man angrily put a hand to HFG's mouth. "Shutup, I don't want the ladies to know that!"
HFG pushed his arm away and frowned. "I-I can't believe you...."
Muscle Man gave him a confused look. "What? What'd I do?"
"Dude! You're...you're t-trying to get another girl!"
Muscle Man shrugged. "Yeah, so what?"
HFG facepalmed hi
Regular Crack Chapter 32~32nd crack pairing: Mordecai and GBF~
To Rigby, last night was so awesome you could scream! But...to Mordecai? Not so much..
It was Monday morning, and Mordecai didn't really feel like getting out of bed.
Note to self; never go to a party on a Sunday ever again..
"Who knows," Rigby said, standing next to the bed. "Maybe Benson'll let me chill here with you 'til you get better."
"Dude, there's no point in asking him, you know he's gonna say no." Mordecai weakly said.
"I bet you five bucks he'll say yes, pull out your wallet!"
"No, Mordecai needs his rest." Benson said, standing at the door. "And I expect you to work extra hard since you won't have him around. Understood?"
"Okay, I get it." Rigby said.
"And Mordecai, I expect you to stay in that bed, and don't even think about getting up to go anywhere, cuz I'll be checking up on you from time to time."
"What if I have to go to the bathroom?"
Benson irritably sighed. "Yes, you can get up for that, but ONLY that. As far as food and water
Real Men CryNOTE: This story contains death, violence, and depressing themes. It's also Mordecai-centric for the most part, but MordecaiXBenson towards the end.
Ring ring ring! Ring ring ring!
Being a light sleeper, Mordecai instantly heard the phone ringing from downstairs, so he quickly woke up, yawned and briskly walked down the stairs. He picked it up just before it stopped ringing.
He groggily answered. "Hello?"
As Mordecai continued to listen to the person on the other end, his facial expressions changed drastically, from an 'I just woke up' face, to a 'You're kidding me, you're SERIOUSLY pulling a prank on me, right?' face...
"NO! Y-you're joking! When? HOW?" He was starting to shake. "N-no, no please, no..."
Finally, as he continued to listen, his face maintained a depressed, extremely shocked state, his mouth agape.
"..O-okay, I will.." His wing shook as he hung up the phone. His face stayed the same as he sulked back up to he and Rigby's room and crawled back into bed and hid under the c
There's a First for EverythingSunlight began to shine through the blind-covered window, causing a certain mole girl to open and rub her eyes. She grabbed her glasses from the nightstand and put them on. She couldn't see a thing without them.
She looked to her left and saw Benson still sleeping, smiling at the fact that he looked so peaceful and cute. It's one of the reasons why she loves waking up next to him.
She was gonna wake him up with a kiss on the nose, but decided to let him sleep a little longer. The poor guy worked so much, why not let him sleep a little longer on the weekend?
Before Eileen got out of bed, she grabbed her clothes from near the nightstand and put them on. Then she went to the bathroom, cleaned up a bit and headed to the kitchen to see what was in the fridge that she could make for the two of them. Pretty bone dry....
One thing we need to do is some grocery shopping, that's for sure..
She settled for the frozen pancakes in the freezer. She put two stacks on a plate and put them in the micro
Regular Crack Chapter 31~31st crack pairing: Death and Skips~
It was now evening on a worknight, and Skips angrily skipped to the cart, driving off to...somewhere...anywhere but the park.
Usually, Skips is able to handle the varied stresses of work, but today had to be the worst day he's ever endured, well...atleast in recent times.
Oh no, it wasn't because of Mordecai and Rigby, not even Muscle Man and Fives, it was the people of the park. Everything was going fine until afternoon hit and literally all of the people began damaging park property. It got so bad that it was on the news, causing Maellard to come by without notice.
After reprimanding Benson and a few of the others, he REALLY blew himself up at Skips, remembering that he 'is supposed to know the reasons for these kooky situations'. Unfortunately, Skips told him he had no idea.
He wasn't lying either! He figured it had something to do with the full moon that would arrive that night.
This excuse alone caused Maellard to go batso on poor S
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