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Regular Crack Chapter 31~31st crack pairing: Death and Skips~
It was now evening on a worknight, and Skips angrily skipped to the cart, driving off to...somewhere...anywhere but the park.
Usually, Skips is able to handle the varied stresses of work, but today had to be the worst day he's ever endured, well...atleast in recent times.
Oh no, it wasn't because of Mordecai and Rigby, not even Muscle Man and Fives, it was the people of the park. Everything was going fine until afternoon hit and literally all of the people began damaging park property. It got so bad that it was on the news, causing Maellard to come by without notice.
After reprimanding Benson and a few of the others, he REALLY blew himself up at Skips, remembering that he 'is supposed to know the reasons for these kooky situations'. Unfortunately, Skips told him he had no idea.
He wasn't lying either! He figured it had something to do with the full moon that would arrive that night.
This excuse alone caused Maellard to go batso on poor S
Prologue: Seclusion is Bliss
Monica Levoue looked out onto the balcony on the 11th floor, watching the antfolk below walk up and down the sidewalks, minding their own business, the devilish paparazzis not caring who they are..
She envied them at times like this..
At this very moment, right now, SOMEONE is searching the streets for her, Monica Levoue, the billionaire, the humanitarian, the fashion model and icon, the girl everyone wished they were..
She felt ill already. She wished she could fly away..to an inhabitated land where no one would know her name, where she could be at peace. No one watching her 24/7, no one spreading harsh, untrue rumors about her, no one trying to change her image or coaxing her to get those disgusting implants..
No, no...it would be just her...and the serenity..
She flinched at the voice. She looked behind her.
"Oh, Ferm." She looked out again. "I was just....glancing out at the city."
He came up behind her and hugged her waist. "Come inside, please? I don
Regular Show Meets Drama: Episode 4 Part 2(The teams are in front of two seperate tables that are in front of a good sized rollercoaster. They wait for Chris to come and explain the next challenge.)
Pops: (has his arm on Mordecai's shoulder) I am terribly sorry, Mordecai. I wish there was a way I could help somehow.
Mordecai: (is still somewhat depressed) It's not your fault, Pops. It's my fault for trying to make an awesome dream a reality. (sees Margaret and Duncan holding hands and smiling at each other)
Benson: (sees them as well) I'm not the best when it comes to relationship advice, but...maybe it wasn't meant to be. Or maybe she'll find out that she made a mistake and she'll come running back to you when the time's right. Either way, you can't let it get in the way of your life, you just have to learn to overcome your obstacles.
Mordecai: (smiles) Thanks, Benson, I've never seen that side of you before.
Benson: (smiles) It comes out when it wants to help a friend in need.
Rigby: It should come out more then, dude! (look
For PuccaNoodles, High Five GhostXLunarIt was a slow, but somewhat busy Thursday afternoon at the Icy & Hot jewelry store. Starla and Lunar simply played with the cash registers, watching a couple petite girls browse through jewelry and clothes.
Starla crossed her arms, glaring at them. "Stick figures. I bet they skip meals all year."
Lunar rolled her eyes and glanced over at her. "...Or maybe they work out?"
"Are you kidding me? Look at 'em, they're like..12 or something!"
Lunar sighed. "You've been so uptight ever since you tried on the clothes from here, when you KNEW they run small here."
"I thought I'd lost weight, Lunar, jeez!" After she says that, her stomach comes out of her shirt more, grossing Lunar out.
"I think I'll be the one skipping meals....forever."
"The party's gonna be so awesome, it's not even funny!"
"Oh I know!"
Starla and Lunar looked to where the young voices came from. It was those petite girls over by the jewelry section. They both started eavesdropping since their voices could easily be heard from
Regular Show Meets Drama: Episode 4 Part 1(It's a new day on the ship. A plank of wood falls off on the outside, hitting a random duck in the water. Meanwhile, Cody is sitting on a hard wood bench outside the library, Eileen sits next to him, reading a book. Duncan is carving the wood on the wall while leaning on it next to them.)
Cody: (sighs) It's so much quieter here without those guys.
Duncan: Tell me about it. I can practically hear the water coming in through the ship-
Eileen: (gasps) Oh no! Tell me it isn't!
Duncan: (chuckles) I'm just yankin' your chain. It hasn't happened....yet.
Eileen: (confessional) Duncan is quite the funny guy. He was giving me noogies earlier this morning. (whispers to camera) I think Rigby was jealous too.
Cody: Their jokes were witty though, especially the mom ones and the ones about hot sauce! I laughed my clothes off, literally!
Duncan: And that's the only thing they were good for.
Duncan: Look, you can't joke around so much on a show like this. You're trying to become a mill
Regular Show Meets Drama: Episode 3 Part 2(Back on Team Gold, everyone has full bellies after a fried fish dinner. Now they sit around, pondering what to do next.)
Duncan: (carving his log, looks up at the sky and sees the sun has recently set) I kinda wish I was tired right now.
Cody: I know what would be fun, guys! How bout a game of Spin the Bottle? Huh? Huh? It's a classic, y'know?
Muscle Man: No way! This isn't kindergarten. I think we should play tag, but commando style.
Gwen: No way. I'm scarred for life as it is.
Duncan: Naked tag? That's a new one. (glances towards Margaret and Eileen) I doubt the ladies would wanna get their feet dirty though.
Muscle Man: You guys are lame. We'll just do some cool stuff without you guys. Let's go, Fives.
Cody: Oh! Can I come, too?
Muscle Man: (grins at Fives) Yeah, bro, you can..come along! (he chuckles as they walk off)
Cody: (confessional, rubs the back of his neck) I-I kinda wanted to stay back with Gwen but...ever since her and Duncan have been going out, I-I guess you could say
Regular Show Meets Drama: Episode 3 Part 1(It's a new morning on the ship. Everyone has gotten up and has had breakfast. Now they're all roaming around the ship checking it out, waiting to arrive to their next destination. Meanwhile, an intern made to look like a zombie is sneaking behind a pole in an old library, near where Margaret and Eileen are chatting and looking at old books.)
Margaret: (picks up a book and instantly drops it) Ew, I felt something slimy on that one.
Eileen: Oh look! (shows Margaret something in a book) This book has a list of haunted ships. Maybe we can find the one we're on in here.
(The intern sneaks up behind them.)
Margaret: I don't know. I haven't seen what's so haunted about this ship yet.
(Intern is about to scare them when he violently sneezes. They turn around.)
Eileen: (gasps and hides behind Margaret)
Margaret: Bless you. (Intern runs away, humiliated.) (to Eileen) This is the weirdest library ever.
Eileen: I know, right? But his makeup is nice. (They walk out of the library) I wonder if it's
Regular Show Meets Drama: Episode 2 Part 2(It's morning. The guys are sleeping in their bunk beds. A minute later, the boat hits something and it causes a rumble, causing most to wake up.)
Rigby: (snoring, then falls off the bed from the rumble) Oof! (rubs head) Ahhh man.
Mordecai: (wakes up and sees Rigby) Hm. Bet you wish you had the "loser" bunk now, huh?
Rigby: No way! Haven't you heard the saying, "Real men fall, boys stay put"?
All except Rigby: No.
Chris: (over loudspeaker) Sorry about the rumbly wake-up call, mateys. Chef is still learning how to drive this huge thing. Just in case, I hope you guys all know how to swim....in -10 degree waters!
(In girls cabin, the girls are already awake)
Katie: Oh my gosh, Sadie, did you feel that?
Sadie: Oh my gosh, Katie, I so did!
Eva: Shut up! (makes bed and heads to the door) I'm first to use the restroom (closes door)
Margaret: (confessional) So umm....I'm having a totally cool time here. But, that one girl is kinda scaring me a bit.
Gwen: (confessional) Okay, so, it's not as ba
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