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Taking Control WARNING: Lemon ahead! Don't say I didn't warn ya!
The cafeteria at Clyde A. Bruckman High School was possibly the worst place in the world food-wise, but when it came to finding a group of people to sit with, it was pretty easy. Hell, even the 'popular kids' were willing to share their spot with you if you weren't a complete jerk.
Speaking of 'popular' kids, 15-year old Larry was sitting at his own lunch table, thoughtlessly twirling his barely-cooked spaghetti noodles in the nasty marinara sauce that tasted like salt water mixed with corn syrup. Sitting across from him were Zach and Isaac, a pair of gifted friends who were using their laptops to do some homework for their macroeconomics class.
"So, for our final project presentation, we should narrow our terms down a little bit for the class." Zach explained.
"Why, what for?" Isaac said, confused. "Are you telling me our idiot classmates don't even know about the effects of the Gross Domestic Product on the Philli
Regular Crack Chapter 37Wassup guys? So I've been looking through pairing requests through fanfiction and deviantart and the pairings are endless like I predicted! However, I think it's time to focus on a character that hasn't really had much attention lately: Thomas. PerryRocks on fanfiction.net gave me several suggestions for a Thomas pairing, so I'll do ThomasXRigby, as it's been quite a while since Rigby's been pairied up with anyone. Here we go!
~37th crack pairing: Thomas and Rigby~
This year, April 1st, also known as April Fools Day, fell on a Monday. Mordecai and Rigby had just exited Muscle Man's trailer and walked away, somber looks on their faces.
"I-I can't believe it!" Rigby said, startled.
"I know, right? Muscle Man 'sick' on the biggest holiday of his life?" Mordecai was more than skeptical. "There's gotta be something he's planning.."
"Dude, stomach viruses are no joke! I had it every year through middle school!" Rigby said. "He vomited like three times while we were in there, and he'
Odes to the Stooges: Moe HowardHere's the next chapter/installment of "Odes to the Stooges". Now I'm going to do Moe Howard, the man behind it all. Enjoy
A man of bowl hair
Lived and breathed for theatre
Cared for his loved ones
Like a sea turtle, he hatched from an egg,
And entered the world all on his own,
Moe Howard and his four brothers in one nest,
They'll soon fend for themselves like the sea turtles do.
Like a sea turtle, Moe also had goals and dreams,
He wanted to perform, sing, act, entertain,
But like the ocean, the world is a colossal place,
You have to work your way up to the top of the chain.
And that Moe did, he made his talent known,
It seemed as though he grew everyday,
And with great success came the downfalls,
Life is full of them, and Moe has now grown to know that.
Through Moe's life, he suffered hardships, deaths and all,
Three of his brothers died much too soon, so unjust,
What did he do? Did he kick, scream, cry, lay around and mope?
Nope! He lived his life and reached his dreams th
HomesickI am the river's son,
my arteries flowing turquoise
and turning to rapids
rushing around my frame,
filling me with this sense
of buoyancy, minnows
tickling my sternum.
I am the river's son.
My palms caress each
silty shoreline, every
battered bank and bend,
and these places I know
so well become me
as my fingerprint,
even the bridge above me
inflamed by the afternoon
sun-glow, burning rusty and
the steel blue sky.
I am the river's son;
I bring my home along
like hermit crab,
where I step
I pull water from the earth.
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