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Regular Crack Chapter 20Yay for the 20th chappie! Here's to much more crack *cheers* Enjoy
~20th crack pairing: Mordecai and High Five Ghost~
Muscle Man and HFG had just finished taking the trash out using the cart, so now they were joyriding back towards the house.
"I think we did everything. Did we do everything?" Muscle Man asked.
HFG looked at the list and smiled. "Uh huh."
"Oh yeah! Time for me to get relaxing!" Then he slows down a bit as he sees Mordecai ahead, gently raking leaves. "But not 'til I do this!"
Muscle Man pulled up next to the tall bird, grinning at him.
"Hey grandma, why isn't Rigby helping you with your dentures?" He chuckled a bit, HFG smiled as usual.
Mordecai glared at the green man. "He's sick with the flu. What's your problem?"
"Awww, he misses Rigby! You know who else misses Rigby? No one but Mor-bleh-cai!" He laughed so hard he started banging the steering wheel. HFG had a slight smile.
Mordecai had an uneasy glare on his face. "You guys are jerks."
"I didn't say anything." HF
Regular Crack Chapter 19~19th crack pairing: Don and Eileen~
Mordecai and Rigby sat at their usual spots in the coffee shop, drinking their usual joes. Instead of having fun and doing things like everyone else does on Sundays, the pair just slumpe din their seats dreadfully.
"Man, I can't believe it's already Sunday." Mordecai said as he sipped some joe.
"Yeah," Rigby agreed. "But hey, atleast yesterday was fun, right?"
"Yeah, up until you got us chased out of the movie theater."
"Ah c'mon, dude! I thought a popcorn fight would be fun! Plus, the movie sucked anyway, it's not like anyone was enjoying it."
"Sounds fun." Eileen, being her natural peppy self, had listened to the last part while she came with a coffee pot. "You guys need refills?"
She filled them anyway without any answers. Rigby just pouted.
"Good job, Eileen. You interrupt me while I was about to finish my story, and now I can't even remember the rest of it!"
"I'm sorry, Rigby, I didn't know!"
Mordecai punched Rigby. "Dude, quit being a jerk."
Regular Crack Chapter 18~18th crack pairing: Mordecai and Muscle Man's Mom~
Mordecai and Rigby had gotten one of the easiest jobs at the park today: raking the leaves.
Well, it's easy for almost everyone..
"Ugh, man, it's too hot to be raking leaves." Rigby whined, glaring at his rake.
"C'mon, Rigby, let's just get it over with." Mordecai replied, oh-so optimistically. "Besides, atleast it's not as bad as the snack bar."
"Ah, don't remind me of that. I'm still glad I was right about the whole thing, huh dude? Mordecai?" He looked up to see his friend was staring off into space again.
Mordecai's eyes were beaming, pointing towards a medium sized woman with a green complexion and glossy brown hair.
"....Dude, she's so....stunning."
"Agh, not another chick!" Rigby hated that lovesick part of Mordecai. He saw that he was still in some sort of trance and shook him. "Dude, did you forget about 'Maaargaret'?"
Mordecai' dreamily smiled. "But duuude, this chick is just soo....wow..ah, she's coming this w
Regular Crack Chapter 17~17th crack pairing: High Five Ghost and Starla~
High Five Ghost flew up to the door of the trailer, case of soda in his hand. With a free hand, he opened the door.
"I'm back I-" He stopped and saw Muscle Man and Starla kissing on the couch.
HFG's smile flipped. Here come the insults..
They stopped kissing. "Oh look, baby, ghost brought us some soda! Hook it up!" Muscle Man got up and grabbed the sodas.
HFG just stood and floated randomly in the air as Muscle Man shook one of the sodas extra fast.
"Dude," HFG cried. "You'll blow up the trailer!"
Muscle Man just laughed. "Listen to him, Star, he's such a wienie!"
Starla laughed. "Yeah!"
HFG couldn't believe it. "But the trailer DID blow up last time! It'll blow up again, man!"
"Chill your grill, bro! I'm just havin' some fun!" Muscle Man was shaking the can suggestively in front of his babe. "Check this out, Starla! It's Fives's idea of fun!"
They laughed together. HFG looked like he was gonna tear up. Everytime Starla came over, Fives
Regular Crack Chapter 16~16th crack pairing: Benson and Skips~
It was another pleasant day at the park, and Skips was planting the last oak tree. He carefully placed it into the ground as he had done with the other trees.
"There, that should be deep enough," He quietly said to himself.
"Good tidings to you, Skips~!" Pops said as he skipped in front of Skips.
"Hey Pops," He said. "How's your-" He looked up and saw Pops was wearing an abnormally large amount of green.
Skips half-smiled. "You look lucky, don't ya?"
"Oh yes! It's the most wonderful day of the year! St. Patrick's Day!"
Skips's eyes bulged. "Its-its-it-a-what?"
"St. Patrick's Day!"
"No!" Skips pounded his head.
"What's wrong? Don't you enjoy the leprachaun day of gold and joy?"
Skips sighed. "It's a long story. I gotta go." He skipped off, mumbling random things.
He frantically skipped now, his mind playing tricks on him. He started seeing a bunch of peril around him-
"AH!" Skips stopped skipping and saw the devious duo in front of him
Regular Crack Chapter 15~15th crack pairing: Rigby and Eileen~
It was an ordinary Tuesday afternoon and Mordecai and Rigby were doing what they do best: sippin' joe, bro style.
Mordecai sipped his coffee and smacked his lips a bit. "Dude, Benson's totally gonna kill us." He said this carelessly. It seemed to be one of those days.
Rigby sipped his coffee in the same fashion. "Yeah. But it was worth it."
"No it wasn't," Mordecai argued. "Benson's gonna know we threw food at those kids!"
"Hey, I had to do something! They were throwing rocks at us before we even threw food at them!"
"Well yeah, but it's not like the food was free to throw. Benson said we have to-"
"I know, I know, 'act in an orderly way' blah blah blah." Rigby replied, rolling his eyes. But looked back at Mordecai. "But none of that matters when my animal instinct meter turns on! Those kids had it coming!"
They looked to see Eileen refilling their coffee cups.
Mordecai smiled. "Sup Eileen?"
"Oh, the usual."
"What?" Rigby asked. "Buggin
Regular Crack Chapter 14~14th crack pairing: Eileen and Benson~
"Alright guys," Benson said to everyone on the steps. "I know we were gonna have our game night tonight, but a few hours ago I saw a flier that said the annual Casual Ball starts tonight at 8. So, this week, our game night is gonna be...."ball" night." Benson said that last sentence oh-so dryly.
Muscle Man grinned. "Ah yeah! This Prince Charming's gonna steal all the Cinderellas!" He chuckled and hi fived HFG.
"Pfft," Rigby started. "Prince Charming? More like prince barfing!" He directed a finger at his throat pretending to gag and Mordecai held back a laugh.
Muscle Man glared at him then grinned back at HFG. "He's just jealous."
Benson continued. "For those of you that haven't gone before, it's strictly casual even though the event is gonna be covered in fancy decor."
"Ooh!" Pops called. "Do I get to wear my special knickerboxers along with my frock coat?"
"Uh no Pops, it's strictly casual. Just wear what you always wear."
Pops looked a bit dow
Extra TapeMordecai searched around the house for Rigby. It was early and they were supposed to go get some joe before work.
Just then, he heard a couple giggles coming from....Benson's office?
"Rigby, what are you doing in here?" Mordecai said as he opened the door and looked around, and he saw Rigby by Benson's chair, giggling like an 8 year old girl. He couldn't quite see what his friend was doing. "Dude, what is that?"
"Man, it's too early for questions!" Rigby continued to mess with the chair, not looking at Mordecai.
"Too early? Dude, you were up before me!"
"Well, now you can't complain that I sleep too late!"
"Whatever." He looked around the office, getting a weird feeling. "What are we even doing in Benson's office?"
"The best prank ever! Bam!" He finally stood up, revealing the chair....which still looked perfectly normal.
"So....what'd you do to it?"
Rigby suddenly got the biggest, most evil grin. "Simple. I just unscrewed a couple things and put glue on the seat, so wh
Regular Crack Chapter 13~13th crack pairing: Rigby and Benson~
Mordecai and Rigby sat on the couch watching TV. It was a Saturday, and Saturday meant relaxation.
Rigby wiped his mouth, feeling it was dry. Stupid mouth.
"Hey Mordecai, do me a solid and get me some soda."
Mordecai simply glared at him.
"Dude, I'm never doing solids with you again."
"Ah man, why not?"
Mordecai scoffed. "You don't remember what happened last time? How you almost messed the house up? And you almost destroyed my rep because of the..you know.."
Rigby started to chuckle. "Oh yeah, I remember. That was awesome." He chuckled.
"Hope you enjoyed it, because I'm never doing that again, same goes for the solids."
"What? C'mon man, my mouth's dry and my feet are asleep. Please?"
"Fine." Mordecai grinned. "But I have a solid for you once I get back."
"Pfft, bring it on, man. You suck at giving solids."
Mordecai went to get him a glass of soda. As he came back, he smiled gleefully as he watched the raccoon guzzle the soda. When he was
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