Regular Crack Chapter 29~29th crack pairing: Mordecai and Muscle Man~
Both doors were slammed, and Mordecai and Muscle Man angrily walked out of the doors they came from, angrily mumbling to themselves. All of a sudden, they roughly bumped into each other.
"Watch it!" They said simultaneously. They were about to insult each other, but stopped.
"What's wrong with you?" Mordecai asked, still keeping the frown on his face.
"What's wrong with me, bro? What's wrong with you?"
"Bro problems, you?"
"Bro problems, too."
They both angrily groaned. They paused for a moment until Mordecai spoke up.
"Wanna hit the arcade?"
"Nah, I'm starving, let's go to El Paco Taco." They started to leave. "They got all you can eat bean burritos."
Soon, the two sat at the taco bar, eating their problems away.
Well, Muscle Man was, for the most part..
"Hey guy, hurry up!" He told the guy behind the counter. "My stomach's craving more 'ritos!"
While he shoved countless burritos down his throat, Mordecai ate 3 tacos with a sid
No RegretsIt was already 7 p.m. on New Year's Eve, and everyone was going along with their own plans, heading to parties and whatnot.
Meanwhile, Mordecai was laying down on the couch, internally sick as a dog. He groaned some more as he rubbed his stomach.
Man, what was in that chinese food?
"Hey Mordecai, lookin' good!" Rigby joked as he came in the front door, chuckling to himself.
"Whatever, man. You wouldn't be saying that if you were me right now."
"You're right, I wouldn't be! I'd be running to the bathroom every 5 minutes."
Mordecai groaned and hugged a pillow to his stomach. "Don't remind me."
"Don't worry, dude, this'll take your mind off of it, BAM!" He pulled out a paper that was advertising a New Year's Eve party going on at the city community center.
"Whoa, free food and drinks all night?"
"Hecks yeah!" Rigby excitedly replied. "Everyone who's anyone is gonna be there! Muscle Man, Fives, Pops, Skips, Margaret-"
Mordecai perked up. "What? Margaret's going?"
Rigby crossed his arms. "I
Regular Crack Chapter 28~28th crack pairing: Benson and Starla~
Right outside the house, there was a beautiful tree. Right now, there were a trio of birds chirping happily..well, were..
The tree fell faster than Muscle Man could run, those poor birdies..
But speaking of Muscle Man..
"I wasn't being serious, baby, I swear!"
Starla could go from sweet to hot and sour in a matter of seconds. This was a perfect example.
"Oh really? So how come you wrote your phone number in an email to her!"
He was practically flinching with fear the whole time as she fiercely growl-talked to him. "I just needed a friend to talk to about girl stuff, the stuff I can't talk to you about-"
"WHAT?" She threw the tree at a lightpole. "What kinda stuff? Why can't you talk to ME about it? Or are you just gonna tell a girl that you only know ONLINE how much more you love her than me?" She was starting to tear up.
"Starla, it's not like that, look-"
"If you think some stupid online girl can do better than me, FINE!" She screamed as
Regular Crack Chapter 27~27th crack pairing: Rigby and High Five Ghost~
It was a pleasant sunny afternoon. Instead of cleaning the fountain, Mordecai and Rigby were soaking their feet in it, chatting about random things.
"Dude," Mordecai started. "We're so getting Dumpster Buster 5 when it comes out."
"Ah what? That game's lame!" Rigby argued. "We should get Yo Mama 3!"
"Dude, it's just gonna be the same levels but with newer and lamer yo mama jokes."
"Oh yeah? You think Dumpster Crapster doesn't suck? It's the same idea every game: eat as much trash as you can 'til your heart stops'." He groaned at the pathetic concept. "You can't tell me you'd rather play that game than actually eat garbage."
Mordecai shrugged. "An opinion's an opinion."
Soon, they heard some ghouly noises, the same low noises you hear when you'd think a place was haunted.
"What is that?" Rigby asked, seeming very interested.
"Probably some other weird thing that's gonna try to destroy the park. It's nothing new." Mordecai said, carelessly.
Regular Crack Chapter 26~26th crack pairing: Don and Benson~
Bing bing bing! Bing bing bing!
Don's fancy house phone began ringing, and as always, Don quickly ran to answer it.
"Dextrose Don residence!" He chirped.
"Uh, what?" Mordecai asked.
"You know, Dextrose?" Nothing. "Glucose? It's another word for sugar, get it?"
"Oh yeah, I get it now." Mordecai tried to hold back a laugh. Don could be so nerdy sometimes.
"Anyway, Rigby and I need your help, dude."
"With what, Mordo? I'm happy to help!"
"..Well, I think Benson's about to fire us and-"
Mordecai now heard that tone that meant Don had hung up the phone.
"Don? Crap, he hung up."
Rigby shrugged. "Whatever, we don't need him, it's not like he'd be able to help us!"
"Rigbone, Mordo!" He yelled as he ran in the room they were in.
"Don? How'd you get-"
"No worries, guys, I got in the door just fine." He had a frown on his face. "Now where's your boss? I'd like to have a word wit-"
"There you are!" Benson yelled as he came in the room. He was as r
Regular Crack Chapter 25~25th crack pairing: Eileen and Skips~
It was a Saturday afternoon, and Eileen, Margaret and her friend Callie, a thin burgandy-colored swan, were walking into the woods.
Callie dreadfully sighed, looking at her nails. "We skipped the big blowout sale at the mall for this?"
"Don't worry, guys," Eileen assured. "I just have to find a pure maple tree, that way I can get the heart-shaped maple nut I'm looking for. Then we'll be out of here in a jiffy, I promise."
"But I thought maple trees were hard to find around here?" Margaret asked.
"They are," Callie replied. "The old people were always chopping them down. I told your weirdo friend that ten times before, but she practically ignored me!"
"I didn't, I just had hope that there'd be atleast one maple tree in these parts." Eileen shyly said. "How else am I gonna get that maple nut for my recipe?"
"Maple nuts don't even exist! Just buy syrup at the store like normal people do, that way you won't ruin other peoples' days because you wanna d
Regular Crack Chapter 24~24th crack pairing: Pops and Margaret~
It was Monday morning, and Pops sat on the steps in front of the house, dreadfully sighing and looking down at his feet.
Pops looked up to see Mordecai and Rigby, waving to him.
"Oh, hello boys."
Mordecai instantly suspected Pops' sad face. "How come you look so sad?"
"Yeah," Rigby added. "You're usually all happy and jolly!"
"Well," Pops started. "Today is 'Bring your child to work' day."
"Really?" Mordecai asked. "I thought they took that holiday away a long time ago."
"Wait, isn't that the holiday that kids in school do, when they tell the teacher they're at their parent's job, but instead they're chillaxing at home?"
"What, like you did all through junior high?" Mordecai said to his friend.
"Yeauh, you know I did! I wouldn't have beaten all those video games if I had actually went to my parents' jobs."
"But Rigby," Pops intervened. "Why would you want to miss out on a superb oppurtunity to help your parental guardian at work? It's
Regular Crack Chapter 23~23rd crack pairing: Benson and Mr. Maellard~
Benson and Skips sat across from Mr. Maellard's desk, sitting in upright, professional positions while the old lollipop man browsed through the park records, reports and bank statements. As always, his face showed no emotion.
Skips randomly cleared his throat. Finally, Benson decided to speak up.
"Are those all the papers you needed, Mr. Maellard, sir?"
He finally looked up. "Yes, yes, I have everything I need." He looked back down at his papers.
Benson and Skips glanced at each other. Maellard was rarely in a 'content' mood. He's usually nasty and overbearing while he complained about everything, but this time....he was quite pleasant.
It scared the two workers. Plus, the old fool had been staring at those papers mindlessly for thirty minutes when it usually only takes him about fifteen at the most.
"I-Is something wrong, sir-"
"No, there's nothing wrong, Beanie!" He said as he let down the papers. "Everything's in tip top shape!"