Regular Show Meets Drama: Episode 4 Part 2

(The teams are in front of two seperate tables that are in front of a good sized rollercoaster. They wait for Chris to come and explain the next challenge.)
Pops: (has his arm on Mordecai's shoulder) I am terribly sorry, Mordecai. I wish there was a way I could help somehow.
Mordecai: (is still somewhat depressed) It's not your fault, Pops. It's my fault for trying to make an awesome dream a reality. (sees Margaret and Duncan holding hands and smiling at each other)
Benson: (sees them as well) I'm not the best when it comes to relationship advice, but...maybe it wasn't meant to be. Or maybe she'll find out that she made a mistake and she'll come running back to you when the time's right. Either way, you can't let it get in the way of your life, you just have to learn to overcome your obstacles.
Mordecai: (smiles) Thanks, Benson, I've never seen that side of you before.
Benson: (smiles) It comes out when it wants to help a friend in need.
Rigby: It should come out more then, dude! (looks at Katie, Sadie and Eva) Right, ladies? (they shrug)
Chris: Alright, guys, listen up! Before I explain the next challenge, I wanna do a little fixin' up with the teams. Now, to count those of you that haven't participated in a challenge yet, there's about 6 of you on Team Silver. Unfortunately, Team Gold only has 4. So, I decided to create a seperate challenge for the Team Silver member I choose: Eva.
(directs her attention to two spinning vehicles, a male intern walks up and gets in one of them, eating funnel cakes)
Chris: So, my intern claims he can eat two funnel cakes and ride the Spin 'N' Sick here on maximum speed without puking. (Chef gives her a plate with two funnel cakes) Your challenge is to eat those funnel cakes in a quick fashion, then get on the S 'N' S and try not to puke before he does, or not puke at all....if you can handle it!
Eva: (slides the funnel cakes down her throat easily) Alright, I'm ready.
(The teams look at her in awe.)
Chris: Uhh...okay then.
Gwen: (confessional) Who woulda thought Eva would be like a female Owen? Well, the eating part of Owen anyway..
Eva: (in the vehicle) Hurry up! I wanna win this already!
Chris: (puts finger on the remote)  On your mark....get set....aaaaand SPIN! (presses maximum speed on the remote and the ride starts to accelerate, everyone watches)
Katie: Eva is like...so tough.
Sadie: I know! I can't believe she ate those funnel cakes without even chewing them!
Katie: Totally, I mean, remember at the 4th grade dance when we ate all that food?
Sadie: And we SO barfed! You barfed more than me and I ate more food than you!
Katie: No I didn't, I only barfed a little bit.
Sadie: Uh no you didn't, I remember it clear as day!
Duncan: (irritated, looks at Benson) Hey, Fun Slot, would you mind putting some muzzles on those two?
Benson: Would YOU mind turning on your selective hearing? No one's forcing you to listen to them.
Duncan: Whatever, just thought you might wanna put a leash on all those dogs of yours before it's too late.
Rigby: (angrily) Who are you calling a dog, you..you!
Mordecai: (stops him from charging at Duncan) Just ignore it, man. He's just a jerk!
Benson: (a bit red with anger) If I want an opinion from you, I'll ask you for it. Otherwise, you can put a muzzle on your OWN mouth, you MORONIC WASTE OF SPACE!
(Some 'Oooh'.)
Mordecai and Rigby: OOOOOH! Take that, you loser!
Chris: I hate to break up an interesting fight, but..it looks like one of these two is about to chuck it up.
Margaret: Mordecai, Rigby, quit acting like jerks!
Rigby: He was being a jerk first!
Margaret: That's not the point! (cuddles up to Duncan) Just because you fight back at someone doesn't make you cooler or more of a man.
Mordecai: (rubs back of his neck, sad) I'm sorry, Margaret, I-I just slipped and-
Margaret: (disappointed) Just save it, Mordecai. I just thought you were better than that. (goes back to watching the challenge)
Duncan: (evilly smiles at him, then puts his arm around Margaret's waist, watching the challenge as well)
Mordecai: (tries to hold back the hurt, and looks down with sadness crossing his arms)
Duncan: (confessional) What I SHOULD do is brag to Mordecai about how she's an awesome kisser. I could tell that to him with a straight face because it's the truth. (grins) I've already been introduced to her tongue, dude...twice. But....doing that could cause him to be all violent. Even though it'd be easy to take him down, I'd rather watch him cry his eyes out. Meanwhile, I'm on my way to the million while I'm smoochin' a hottie. (leans back and smiles) Life is good.
(Meanwhile, Eva and the intern have been staring each other down throughout the ride. After all this time, Eva easily kept her food down, with no problem. The intern, however, suddenly put a hand to his mouth.)
Cody: He's gonna barf, he's gonna barf!
Noah: Keep it down, Eva!
(Then, after a few seconds, the intern barfs on the ride's mechanical wires, causing it to stop automatically.)
Chris: Alright, Eva wins for her team! (Eva walks up to him) You just won your team a special advantage in the next challenge, which I will explain in a few. (walks with the others back to the rollercoaster.)
(They are now in front of the table and roller coaster from earlier.)
Chris: What's gonna go down here is a whole lot similar to what Eva did in her challenge. Duncan and Benson, you two get to sit at this table and shove 4 extra sugary funnel cakes down your throat-(thinks and grins) Oh that's right, only Duncan has to do this part.
Benson: What are you talking about?
Chris: Since Eva won the last challenge, she helped your team earn an advantage: exclusion from the eating part of the challenge!
Duncan: (goes to sit at the table) Your loss, dude. I'm getting my eat on-mmph! (Chef quickly shoves 4 funnel cakes into his mouth, which Duncan chews quickly and swallows)
Chris: How ya feelin'?
Duncan: (wipes powdered sugar from his mouth) Eh, like a million bucks.
Chris: Then I guess you're ready for the next part of your challenge: shooting live targets while riding a rollercoaster at MAX speed!
Duncan: (eyes widen) What?
(They both sit in different rollercoaster cars, while the teams listen to Chris explain. The two look at the plastic but real looking guns they were given.)
Chris: While your car travels at speeds up to 60 mph, you have to try and shoot your targets as many times as you can. (he directs them to a scoreboard, listing Team Gold and Team Silver)Me and the others'll be keeping track of your score down here....where we're NOT puking our guts out.
Benson: (grins at Duncan) Well, looks like it's your loss now. (Duncan glares back)
Chris: (calls to the middle of the rollercoaster, where a stand sits) Come on out, live targets! (Mordecai, Rigby and Gwen come out onto the stand, wearing coats that have small holes in them)
Rigby: (glares at his outfit) Ugh! How come Benson gets to ride the rollercoaster and we're stuck looking like losers!
Mordecai: Duncan's riding it too, so I'm thinking it's because it's a Team Captain Vs. Team Captain challenge. (glares at Duncan) I hope he loses. (looks at Gwen) No offense, by the way.
Gwen: It's cool, Mordecai. It just means you're competitive.
Gwen: (confessional) And jealous, of course. (sighs) Don't worry, I know the feeling all too well..
Chris: Alright, Duncan, your targets are Mordecai and Rigby. Benson, your target is Gwen.
Benson: Why do I only have one target while he gets two?
Chris: Don't worry, Duncan really only has one target, unless you count Rigby, then that makes it one and a half!
Rigby: I heard that!
Chris: By the way, this is a timed challenge. Your coaster cars'll run nonstop for exactly three minutes, so use every second of it blowing up those miniscule bullets. The one with the highest score wins the challenge. (almost pushes the button but stops) Oh, and also, hitting a target that isn't yours is NOT a good idea.
Duncan: Why not?
(Chris ignores them and pushes the button, sending them off faster than lightspeed it seemed.)
Duncan: (grins and enjoys the ride, laughing) Nothin' but a little high speed to kick in my mood! (aims his gun at both Mordecai and Rigby) And shooting some losers! (laughs)
Benson: (a bit scared, holding on for dear life, but slowly picks up his gun and aims at Gwen)
(Meanwhile..)
Mordecai: (sighs) Longest three minutes ever..
Rigby: I know, how lame-AGH! (gets shot with red lasers) What the 'H'? Red lasers?
Gwen: (gets shot with multiple red lasers as well) I guess cheap laser pointer lights was the best they could do.
Rigby: (gets shot in the eyes) AGH! Is he even supposed to shoot me up here? (gets shot three more times) AGH!
Mordecai: (gets shot more as well) Dude, he's a jerk-AGH!
Duncan: (shoots them and laughs)
Benson: (frowns and shoots Gwen once more)
(Scoreboard: Team Silver 40, Team Gold 55)
Chris: Duncan's nailing this one so far! There's still a minute and 50 seconds left, so Benson can still kick his butt in gear and win this.
Duncan: (shoots some more and burps violently) Ugh..that didn't sound good..
Duncan: (confessional, facepalms) That's the thanks I get for eating those spoiled eggs this morning. I don't blame Chef, I blame myself for actually considering his food..and the fact I encouraged myself to eat those funnel cakes. (chuckles) I kinda sound like Owen right now.
(Team Gold's score goes down 10 points. The team argues.)
Skips: Duncan must've shot the wrong target, causing our score to go down about 10 points.
Chris: (looks at him, shocked) How the heck do you know that? I didn't even mention that penalty!
Skips: (shrugs) It's common sense. Anyone could've figured it out.
Chris: (glares, then looks at the scoreboard to see Team Silver is leading, then smiles back at Skips) How's that for common sense, Mr. Know-it-All?
Margaret: How come our score keeps going down like that?
Eileen: I thought Duncan was doing so well.
Skips: Hmm. The funnel cakes probably kicked in already, causing him to lose focus of his A-game..
Cody: (chuckles lightly) You're not great at optimism, are you?
Benson: (grunts with fear and wipes the tears from his eyes caused from the wind, then shoots again)
Duncan: (stomach rumbles violently, he feels a bit sick) Ah man, I never get sick from stuff like this! (swallows and aims back at the targets, laughing)
(All of a sudden, a bird flies in his distance out of nowhere and flies into his mouth)
Duncan: (drops the gun and tries to pull the bird out, but it managed to stay in and put its wings on Duncan's tongue, which resulted in Duncan gagging and eventually throwing up on the bird until it flew away)
(The cars come to a stop back near the start.)
Chris: (sees scoreboard) And Team Silver wins the 2nd challenge! (They cheer)
Benson: (feels dizzy getting off, puts a hand to his mouth, gagging)
Chris: Here dude, (holds out a paper bag) before you barf all over the equipment.. (Benson snags it and runs off, gagging)
(Duncan sits, feeling ill and a bit dizzy, and has vomit on his shirt)
Margaret: (comes to help him out of the car) You were so brave doing a challenge like that.
Duncan: We lost though, babe. And I hurled on this thing! (wipes his shirt) This was my favorite shirt too.
Margaret: Winning doesn't always matter, most guys wouldn't have done what you did. They probably would've chickened out. You've got guts!
Duncan: (grins) I'd thank you by kissing you, but my breath is all stenched from the vomit.
Margaret: (grabs his hands) It's cool, I don't mind. (kisses him gently for a few seconds)
Duncan: (has a happy but dazed face, grins) You know, most girls wouldn't have done what you just did.
Margaret: (smiles and shrugs) I guess I'm not like most girls.
Duncan: (smiles, falls into a bit of a daze)
Margaret: (walks through the exit) I'll meet you down by the others, okay?
Duncan: (smiles and sighs)
(The teams are in front of a large animal pen with tall fences you can see through.)
Noah: (holds his nose) Ugh, it smells like sweaty underwear around here!
Chris: (walks up) That's because the last challenge of the day is an all-time carnival favorite: bull-riding!
Katie: Oh my gosh, so fun! I love bull-riding!
Sadie: Yeah! Like the ones that take change and let you ride them for like 2 minutes until you fall off!
Chris: Actually, Sadie, the bull-riding I'm talking about is TOTALLY different. Chef?
Chef: (hesitantly opens the pen door and two bulls come raging out, everyone else gasps and mumbles with fear)
Chris: So, as you can see, these bulls have handlebars attached to their saddles. Two members from each team will ride a bull and try not to agitate it more than it already is. It's harder than it sounds, trust me. These bulls haven't eaten in a week and our interns trained 'em to be extra angry in pre-production. Needless to say, some of them didn't make it.
Eileen: Oh no, are they okay?
Chris: Of course they are! They're in a better place! You guys, however, are stuck with these cute little bulls for the time being.
(The bulls snort angrily, their eyes turning red by the second.)
Chris: The two that stay on their bull the longest win invincibility for their team...and of course, they earn the always-famous bragging rights. And as for you guys on the sidelines, remember the pep talk about peer pressure while you're at it. And go crazy! (country accent) This here's a fight to break the tie!
(Chef makes sure the bulls are chained down at the moment.)
Chris: Katie and Sadie, you board one bull for Team Silver, Margaret and Eileen, you board the other for Team Gold.
Rigby: Heck yeah! Kick their butts, twinnies!
Benson: Be careful, though.
Sadie: We'll be totally fine, guys!
Katie: Yeah! The annual fair in our hometown has the same exact thing!
Sadie: Only the bull looked different, and there were cushions underneath it incase you fell off.
Katie: We fell off so many times!
Chris: Let's go! We're eating time as it is!
Katie and Sadie: Okay! (giggle and board their bull)
Benson: (sighs) We're screwed.
Mordecai: Why do you say that? They seem like they know what to do.
Noah: Yeah. Their annoying conversations can probably put that beast to sleep in a heartbeat.
Eva: You're lucky you don't have to bunk with them!
Benson: C'mon now, why do we have to trash talk? We're a lot better than that, aren't we?
Eva: (slightly smiles) You can't tell us you don't think the same thing....
Benson: (raises his finger and opens his mouth, but stops) I stand corrected.
Benson: (confessional) I'm not the kind of person that backstabs others, I'd just rather be...privately honest. That's why it annoys me when people like Duncan like to call out people for their flaws, especially when he doesn't take the time to acknowledge his own.
Chris: Prepare to let the chains loose, Chef!
Chef: (about to let them loose)
Chris: On your mark....get set....(blows whistle and Chef lets the bulls go and quickly runs out)
(The teams cheer for their own bulls. They begin to charge around the fence.)
Eileen: (in the front, holding the handlebars) Why did they have to be hungry bulls?
Margaret: (holding on to Eileen, afraid) I'm so glad you're here, Eileen! I could never do this alone!
Eileen: Same here-(bull jumps) whoa!
(Katie and Sadie giggle while riding the bull.)
Katie: This is so totally like the fair!
Sadie: Yeah! Remember the time when I-(shoe is thrown in her mouth)
Katie: What the? (gets hit with a shoe and almost falls off) That's so so mean!
(Chris and Chef chuckle by their cannons, which are now shooting out shoes.)
Chris: Good call on donating your old shoes, Chef. This is almost better than the duck meatballs, almost!
Chef: Them shoes had been smellin' up my closet for a long time. (aims cannon at Margaret and Eileen) Now to pass them along, heheh (fires)
Eileen: (gets hit with one and almost falls off, Margaret catches her)
Margaret: Hang on tight, Eileen!
Eileen: Oh, I'm trying! We're actually lucky this ol' guy hasn't tried to knock us off yet.
Margaret: (gets hit in the head by two shoes) Ow! (looks back at them) Dude, that is so not cool!
(Chris and Chef laugh as they begin to shoot shoes from their cannons at top speed)
Noah: TAKE COVER! (Everyone on the sidelines screams and ducks)
(Katie and Sadie scream as the shoes fly past them.)
Sadie: This reminds me of this nightmare I had when we were in grade 6! I couldn't sleep for weeks!
Katie: I totally had the same dream! (the bull gets more angry) Sadie, why's he acting like that?
Sadie: (scratches her head) Maybe he needs more quarters.
Eileen: (reaches around in her pocket and finds cut up sweet maple carrots) I found them!
Margaret: Are those the maple carrots Chef made earlier?
Eileen: Yeah, I think this should help calm him down! (she hesitantly shakes the bag in front of the bull)
(The bull almost gnaws at the bag but then widens his eyes as he smells the scent, and he stops.)
Margaret: (quietly) It's working!
Eileen: (gives the bull some carrots) Here you go, big guy.
Margaret: (gently pets the bull) We're not gonna hurt you.
(Katie and Sadie's bull is still charging, but then stops when he smells the carrots.)
Katie: Why did he stop?
Sadie: He's sniffing something!
Katie: He probably has a good nose like your one step uncle-
(They continue to ramble on. Meanwhile, the bull seems to glare a bit up at them and, within seconds, kicks his back legs back, sending the screaming girls head first into the hardwood pen wall, everyone else gasping and mumbling loudly.)
Chris: Team Gold wins invincibility! (they cheer)
Eileen: (concerned) Are those girls okay?
Margaret: (concerned as well) They took a pretty bad hit!
Mordecai: (rushes into the pen) I-I'll check them! (runs to the girls and checks them, they're unconscious) T-they're okay, they have pulses.
Chris: Unconscious? No problem. (uses cannon to shoot shoes at the both of them and they both wake up)
Katie: Ugh, where am I?
Sadie: Where am I? Who am I? (looks at Katie) And why are you dressed like me?
Katie: No, why are YOU dressed like ME?
Mordecai: Ah dude! I think they have some sort of memory loss!
Chris: Well, sucks for you guys, cuz you're kicking someone out of your team tonight!
Sadie: What is he even talking about?
Katie: I don't know.
Benson: Katie, Sadie, do you remember us? (motions to himself and Team Silver)
Katie and Sadie: (shake their heads) No.
Eva: That's just great. Since they're clueless, they'll be even MORE ANNOYING!
Rigby: (giggles and points to their heads) You guys got red blotchies on your foreheads!
(They both look up and quickly cover the spots up.)
Pops: (walks to them and is worried) Oh my, poor dears..bad show..
Benson: (calls out to Chris and Chef, who are walking away with Team Gold) Uh, are you guys gonna help these girls or not? Get back here! They need help!
Noah: They could care less about our well-being. We're just pieces of their ratings.
Benson: (sighs) I learn something new everyday..
(On the ship in the dining hall. Team Gold is eating leftover funnel cakes as a reward.)
Duncan: (motions to Margaret and Eileen) Thanks to these awesome ladies, we're safe another week!
Gwen: Gee, don't forget about us..
Cody: Yeah, we all contributed to the win!
Duncan: Don't ruin the moment, dweeb.
Margaret: (giggles and playfully punches Duncan) C'mon, Duncan, he's right. We wouldn't be here if it wasn't for all of us!
Eileen: (smiles up at Skips) Especially Skips with that skilled flag collecting.
Skips: (smiles at her) Thanks, Eileen. (looks in another direction) I just hope those twins ain't too damaged from the impact.
Duncan: Ah man, way to ruin the mood..
(Team Silver sits in the elimination room. Katie and Sadie have their heads wrapped in gauze. Chris comes in with candy pirates.)
Chris: So, Team Silver, you're probably wondering how you got here tonight.
Katie: Totally!
Sadie: Me too, I'm clueless!
Rigby: I thought we had to do that vote off thingy in a secret room.
Chris: There wasn't a need for that tonight, I did all the voting for you guys. I have candy pirates for a select number of you. When I call your name, heads up! (reads off a card and distributes pirates) Benson, Pops, Eva, Mordecai, Noah, and Rigby.
(Katie and Sadie shrug to each other.)
Chris: Katie and Sadie, I'm afraid I have no other choice (dramatic music).....but to eliminate......(gets out two life jackets) the both of you!
Benson: (stands up) What? That's not fair! You can't just take two people out at once!
Chris: Actually, I can. Just because you're the boss at your own job doesn't mean you're the boss at mine. Try to remember that, will ya? (Benson becomes more red)
Pops: Does that mean these ladies have to enter the sea of mystery?
Chris: Yes, Pops, it does. Since Katie and Sadie acquired a type of 'brain damage' while participating in the challenge, they're now deemed unfit to continue competing, therefore, I can't waste anymore space on this ship by letting them stay any longer.
Rigby: It's just memory loss, dude, it's not a big deal! I get it sometimes and I'm still fit!
Noah: I don't know about that. Hey Katie, when did you learn how to ride a bike?
Katie: Wow, I can ride a bike?
Sadie: I don't even know what they look like.
Noah: It's actually worse than I thought..
(Chef pushes Katie and Sadie to Chris, where he gives them life jackets)
Chris: The plank is that-a way, ladies.
Mordecai: (a bit mad) Dude, they have MEMORY LOSS. How are they supposed to find land?
Chris: I got that covered. There should be a life boat that'll come and pick 'em up in the water in...oh, I don't know, 8 hours from now depending on the currents and weather?
(They all glare at him.)
Chris: (slyly smiles) Thank you. I'm proud of my caring side, too.
(The girls walk the plank and look down in the water down below, both scared.)
Katie: What's in there?
Sadie: I hope it's nothing scary! That'd be so so-(she and Katie get hit with Chef's shoes and fall into the water, screaming)
Chris: (from the front part of the ship where Chef is driving) Now that both Team Gold and Team Silver have 2 members gone from their teams, what will they do? What surprises await them at their next destination? These questions and more will be covered next time on....TOTAL.....DRAMA.....MASHUP!